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F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in SchoolHistory that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Tarcherperigee
Published: 08/11/2020
ISBN: 9780593189412
Pages: 240
Weight: 0.83lbs
Size: 7.40h x 7.50w x 0.70d
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These wiper blades fit my Honda CR-V exactly as described. All three sizes were correct and clipped right onto the U/J hook arms without any hassle. Installation was quick and straightforward, even if you are not very handy.
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★★★★★ 5
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Size: 26"+17"+12", Style: J-HOOK
Great windshield wiper replacement. Easy to install and fits perfectly. It wipes clean with no streaks and works very well even in heavy rain. Much better visibility while driving.
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Great quality, they were easy to install and look like factory grade but seem more durable. No noise when wiping away the tears of mother nature. So yea, they resist rain and snow the tough kind from Maine. They work as they should and look great on my car. They haven't flung off yet so I say they're safe and you should buy them. Installed on a 2016 Subaru Crosstrek.
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