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Amateur Childbirth: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled - VINYL LPTitle: Your Afterlife Is Cancelled Artist: Amateur Childbirth Label: Blackest Ever Black Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 5055869559515 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 09 22 Number of Discs: 1 This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field
Title: Your Afterlife Is CancelledArtist: Amateur Childbirth
Label: Blackest Ever Black
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 5055869559515
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-09-22
Number of Discs: 1
This is Amateur Childbirth's "Christian Rock" album. The previous LP from Ivan Matthew Hick's solo project, 2013's Pripyat, concerned itself with the blighted belief systems of UFO worshippers. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled expands this compelling solo project's field of enquiry to look at a wider array of "religious anomalies": cults, for want of a better word. Each song is about a different such anomaly. To call Hicks's vision apocalyptic would be to underplay it's cruelty. The Bible's rampant sadism pales in comparison. This is a world where faith - in a god or gods, in astrology, morality, or any meaning whatsoever - is merely a prelude to punishment. His lyrics are vivid glossaries of pain, abjection and indignity; the songs' protagonists swim in blood, piss, shit, and ejaculate. Eschatology and scatology are indivisible here. Drugs are rampantly abused, albeit to little benefit. There are scalpel-flashes of humor in David's wordplay, rhyming and dour Brisbane diction - but this offers scant consolation for the songs' embattled subjects, who wait, in vein, for salvation, while crows peck out their eyes, blood pours from their ears, and psoriasis ravages their skin. These words, for all their pessimism and body-horror, are cradled in minimalist, folk-rock arrangements that are quite dazzling in their beauty and grievously earned simplicity: Hicks's monochord strum embellished with subtle violin, synthesizer, and percussion shading. Amateur Childbirth's caustic end-times worldview inevitably prompts comparisons with Current 93, but also a wider (non-)tradition of caustic and disturbed loner psych that includes Simon Finn, Patrik Fitzgerald, Robyn Hitchcock, Peter Jefferies, and Roy Harper. Your Afterlife Is Cancelled is a depressive tour de force from one of the most crushingly eloquent voices in the Australian underground.
Tracks:
1.1 My Throat = Abyss of Tar
1.2 Emissary of Light
1.3 Alive with Desire
1.4 Portents to Beauty
1.5 Iridescent Effigy to Hades
1.6 In Greenland, Alone
1.7 Lithium Hangover Ordinary Morphine
1.8 High Calvinism
1.9 All Doomed
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Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
BEST TOYS!!! My dogs LOVE THESE!!! The bonus toy inside is SOOO FUN!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Excellent, But Not Strong Enough
Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
This has become the most engaged my dog has ever been with a toy. He chewed these acorns for an hour and a half STRAIGHT. Sadly, he was able to shred both acorns by this time.
For dogs with a normal chewing and shredding amount, this toy would be perfect. However, for a super chewer like our dog (Lab/Malamute), it seems like we're going to need something stronger...
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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025
★★★★★ 5
A favorite for my small destroyers
Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large, Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large
My small destroyer dogs LOVE these toys and are always surprised to find another toy after the first and second violent de-stuffing. Definitely a supervision toy for safety, but my terriers love doing their thing when these come out and they last much longer than I had anticipated. Color, design and value all as described, however I literally do not remember if it did squeak because the squeaker would be the first thing gone
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Doesn’t hold up at all.
Color: Hare - Large, Color: Hare - Large
Received this today, and it lasted less than an hour before it had to be taken away to prevent it being eaten.
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★★★★★ 5
Tough and fun toy
Color: Blue
This toy has outlived and exceeded expectations! Our dog loves it! He normally destroys any toy within a week or two. This is our second one but the first lasted eight months.
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