SKU: 47983817497

Real Macaw

$18.36 $20.40
Save 10%
No.2 Bestseller on martinetexier.com >

Pay in installments of $5.10 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 14 - Aug 19

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

Real MacawThe Real Macaw Donna Andrews *Winner of the Lefty Award for Best Humorous Mystery Novel* During an early morning feeding for her four month old twins, Meg Langslow hears an odd noise and goes downstairs to find her living room filled with cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, rabbits, guinea pigs, and a stunningly foul mouthed macaw. What the bleep is going on here? Turns out that a financially strapped local animal shelter has repealed its no kill policy

The Real Macaw

Donna Andrews

*Winner of the Lefty Award for Best Humorous Mystery Novel*

During an early-morning feeding for her four-month-old twins, Meg Langslow hears an odd noise and goes downstairs to find her living room filled with cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, rabbits, guinea pigs, and a stunningly foul-mouthed macaw. What the--bleep--is going on here?

Turns out that a financially-strapped local animal shelter has repealed its no-kill policy and, in an act of protest led in part by Meg's own zoologist grandfather, the animals have been stolen and resettled around town. But now the volunteer who helped transport the shelter animals has turned up dead. The animal-rights activist's untimely death seems very, very wrong... Was it the result of a lover's quarrel? Or is something--or someone--more sinister at play? And, arguably as important, will Meg ever rid her home of these pesky houseguests and get back to the business of nesting with her newborns? Squawk.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Griffin
Published: 05/22/2012
ISBN: 9781250314529
Pages: 332
Weight: 0.59lbs
Size: 7.01h x 4.25w x 0.74d
Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 47983817497

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.1 ★★★★★
Based on 5 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
R
Verified Purchase
Rick
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Very Poor Built Quality
Color: Black, Size: 3-Panel
They use cheap tarp like cloth that you might find on a tent, so it is not suitable as a teleconferencing background without blur applied. The legs are flimsy and lack rubber feet, so it will scratch floors. The tubing is flimsy and very hard to move and adjust. This is only good if you are setting it up somewhere like a gym or a garage.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2025
M
Verified Purchase
Mamacita
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great separator for room.
My kids love it. It separates their half of the room.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2025
G
Verified Purchase
Gwendolyn
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
These are PERFECT for my Art Show coming up!
This is going to be PERFECT for my Art Show display. And also....EASY to put up and take down as well as store. I'm so grateful to have found them! They are super light weight. And sturdy for my application. And elegant and have clean lines for my display. I have ivy draped and also fairy lights which make it look classy yet simple! Love them!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2022
S
Verified Purchase
Sami 🛒
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Rustic Wall Shelves That Just Work
Size: 17inch, Color: Black
I bought these six floating shelves to add some storage and a cohesive look to a few walls around the house. The set has a rustic real wood vibe with an industrial edge, and the black finish keeps things feeling clean and understated. It turned out to be a practical way to create space without committing to a bulky cabinet, and I appreciated having multiple pieces to arrange in different rooms. Installation was straightforward. The package includes 12 brackets, wall anchors and screws, plus clear directions, so I could get them up without much hassle. It takes about eight minutes to mount each shelf, and the hardware feels solid. The shelves can hold around 20 pounds each, which is plenty for everyday items like books, a plant, an alarm clock, or framed photos. In use, the look is exactly what I wanted: sturdy, simple, and able to blend with existing decor across the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and living room. The real wood surface and the exposed metal brackets give a cohesive, rustic vibe that elevates plain walls and makes it easy to rotate items in and out. One small note is that the boards are 17 inches long and about an inch thick, so planning spacing and wall space matters a bit. The brackets being visible is part of the look, not a flaw, but it means accurate mounting is important. Overall I am very pleased with the set and it earns a solid five stars.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
C
Verified Purchase
Carolyn Flory
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great shelves
Size: 17inch, Color: Light Walnut, Size: 17inch, Color: Light Walnut
I love how these look in the nook in my bathroom. I needed 6 inch shelves and this was way easier than ripping 8 inch from the hardware store
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

recommand products

Stumbling Forward: A Life
45.14
BlueJoses Flame Golf Tornado Pattern Customized Name 3D Shirt (4 Colors)
36.95
The North American Sea Ducks
45.00
A Louisiana Soldier: Willis A. Fontenot: 86th Chemical Mortar Battalion, WWII
73.40
Cure Diabetes ParkinsonÕs & Chronic Disease: A New, Definitive Cure for Many Chronic Diseases. Medical Fallacies Exposed. Why Modern Medicine is Wrong, & Your Doctor is Clueless. How to Save Your Life.
37.34