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Southern Lady Code: Essays"I loved it." Ann Patchett Helen Ellis has a mantra: "If you don't have something nice to say, say something not so nice in a nice way." Say "weathered" instead of "she looks like a cake left out in the rain" and "I'm not in charge" instead of "they're doing it wrong." In these twenty three raucous essays, Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a Burberry trench coat, avoids a neck lift, and
"I loved it." --Ann PatchettHelen Ellis has a mantra: "If you don't have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way." Say "weathered" instead of "she looks like a cake left out in the rain" and "I'm not in charge" instead of "they're doing it wrong." In these twenty-three raucous essays, Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a Burberry trench coat, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have left Alabama for New York City, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Anchor Books
Published: 04/28/2020
ISBN: 9780525562924
Pages: 224
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 7.90h x 5.20w x 0.60d
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These sisal soap saver bags are an excellent value and very well-made.
They feel sturdy yet remain pleasantly soft on the skin during use. Keep in mind that they do arrive with a very strong natural grass smell right out of the package. I highly recommend washing them in a water and vinegar solution, then letting them air or sun dry before your first use. Once the smell is gone, they are absolutely perfect!
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I prefer a thinner bag for soap. They are too thick for me.
Not what I thought they would be
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The SCRUB
Color: 2 Pack
Perfect amount of abrasion for a mans skin. Gets all the dead skin off, without leaving red marks. it does eat your soap faster, but that just means you're cleaner or something, right? Anyway, great product, came as expected, didn't fall apart yet after a month of use. Very easy to use just throw your soap bar in there, and leave it in a wire basket to dry off after your shower.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Smooth Skin
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Very happy with these soap bags. Once it's wet it puffs up quite a bit which makes it easy to handle as your larger your skin. My skin feels so smooth, especially my feet...feels as if I'd just had a pedicure.
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Scrub excellence
Color: 2 Pack
Love a good natural material, I feel like it's really maximizing use of my soap bar, and it's a scrubby and exfoliating feeling everytime that I shower. Definitely recommend.
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