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Thee Oh Sees: Face Stabber - VINYL LPTitle: Face Stabber Artist: Thee Oh Sees Label: Castleface Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 767870657719 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2019 09 20 Number of Discs: 2 Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the
Title: Face StabberArtist: Thee Oh Sees
Label: Castleface
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 767870657719
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2019-09-20
Number of Discs: 2
Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies-the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh... people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like... long live the new flesh!" This album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs, blip-blop goes the scope, heavy funk, dystopia-punk canons, long jams, bloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest. Human cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole. Spider-legs fuzz crawling in your brain. Lots of curse words for your mom. You've gotten the over-population blues, so let's have some art for art's sake. What else are you gonna do? Stare at the sky? Please... fifty carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets. Take a breath, you're going to need it. Take drugs, you're going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough. There's no fruit, buddy. You're at the bleak-peak. They will squeeze you till you're all squeezed out. Or fans of fried prog burn-out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings. If you don't like it then don't listen, bub. Back to the comments section with you! Easy over and out.
Tracks:
1.1 The Daily Heavy
1.2 The Experimenter
1.3 Face Stabber
1.4 Snickersnee
1.5 Fu XI
1.6 Scutum ; Scorpius
1.7 Gholü
1.8 Poisoned Stones
1.9 Psy-Ops Dispatch
1.10 S.S. Luker's Mom
1.11 Heartworm
1.12 Together Tomorrow
1.13 Captain Loosely
1.14 Henchlock
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Cheap product. Returned immediately. My shitzu is over a year & a similar toy from the Dollar Tree lasted longer than 6 months. This item lasted 1 hour of receiving.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2025
★★★★★ 3
My doggy no like!
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My dog completely ignored them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fun toy
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This was a very fun toy but didn't last too long with our 1-year-old lab who is an aggressive chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Your fur kid will thank you!
Color: Yellow Green, Size: 6 Inch
My dog absolutely LOVES this toy! I recently adopted a rescue & wasn’t sure what she might like, so I bought this in a 6” size for a 50# shep/lab/hound. The ball comes with a cute little pump with needle which only takes a few seconds to inflate. I put the ball outside for her; she wasn’t sure of it at first but it didn’t take her long to realize how fun it was to throw around & chase. She throws it up in the air by the loops & runs all over the yard with it & it’s so comical to watch! It seems pretty durable & well made - I’m shocked she hasn’t punctured it by now, but if she does I will definitely buy her another….and another. This is easily her favorite toy. I highly recommend it for your fur kid - you won’t be disappointed, & neither will they..
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
First ball was great!
Color: Black Green, Size: 8 Inch
This ball was great! My dog loves it. I ordered another smaller one. It had no pump and the inside was separated from the outside piece so it couldn’t be pumped up.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026