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Affirmations for Pessimists

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Affirmations for PessimistsDo you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially acceptable sayings such as Dont take it personally or You need to practice self acceptance? Ever feel guilty that youre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate? With Affirmations for Pessimists, you get all of the above, with award winning cartoonist fine artist Chris Reccardis illustrated book of

Do you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as Ò...DonÕt take it personallyÓ or Ò...You need to practice self-acceptance?Ó Ever feel guilty that youÕre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate?
With ÒAffirmations for PessimistsÓ, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist/fine artist Chris ReccardiÕs illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to todayÕs popular wisdom.
Whether itÕs a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a ÒworkÓ party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ÔnicenessÕ, thereÕs bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!

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Very nice leather catch all
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Perfect Nightstand Organizer and Looks Amazing
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This valet tray is exactly what I was looking for. The wood looks great and feels sturdy, and it keeps all my everyday items in one place. I use it for my keys, wallet, watch, and phone, and my nightstand looks much neater now. Its great to keep all the thing you need when leaving the house in one place. It’s the perfect size, well made, and looks nice enough to leave out on display. Would definitely recommend this if you want an easy way to keep your essential items organized or need a solid gift idea.
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