SKU: 93710580768

We All Float Down Here Hand Towel

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We All Float Down Here Hand TowelWe All Float Down Here Bathroom humor meets Derrys finest nightmare. This cheeky towel pairs a mischievous red balloon and a throne side winkperfect for guests who love a good scare with their hand dry. Red Balloon Options: Flour Sack 28 x 29: light, crisp, balloon day snark Waffle Weave 15 x 26: textured for sink side frights Terrycloth 16 x 30: soft, absorbent, clown free cleanup Storm Drain Specs: Other towel colors may be available on request

“We All Float Down Here”

Bathroom humor meets Derry’s finest nightmare. This cheeky towel pairs a mischievous red balloon and a throne-side wink—perfect for guests who love a good scare with their hand-dry.

Red Balloon Options:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, balloon-day snark
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured for sink-side frights
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, clown-free cleanup

Storm Drain Specs:
• Other towel colors may be available on request
• Sizes are approximate and might vary
• Wash before use
• Polyester thread is resistant to light bleaching
• All designs are handmade to order, no two are exactly alike
• Customizations may have an additional charge

Float some laughs into the loo, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more spooky bathroom laughs and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.

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KBL
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Product
Style: Updated Formula
I will purchase this again. very gentle on the skin and moisturizes.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026
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JR
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Like it but expensive
Style: Updated Formula
I like it. It does what it says. I just don’t like the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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Kira Krall
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
returned- for now
Style: Updated Formula
I was using the lotion version of this for about a year, then went to the balm for more hydration. However, it seems to be breaking me out. I think because it's spring, im not needing as much occlusion as i did during winter. I'm gonna go back to the lotion formula, then pick this up again next winter. It is a little hard to spread, but I spray the avene mineral water on, let it dry slightly, and press the balm into my skin when its still wet. That helps thin the balm just enough to rub in. Otherwise, it can actually feel kind of rough!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
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tortoisegirl
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Impressive
Style: Updated Formula
Nice thick cream! I even saw results (skin improvement) within days. I like this way better than their Cicalfate+, as it’s easier to rub in, less greasy, and doesn’t have the water vs cream separation issue. I’m not a huge fan of the pump top for this one, but at least it’s a tube instead of a solid canister (where you can’t see how much is left or get to the last bit).
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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Jj
Draper, US
★★★★★ 3
Not Hydrating Enough
Style: Updated Formula
Non greasy but is not moisturizing enough for my dry eczema prone skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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