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USAriadna Grunts (4) (280174)1x Grunt (HMG) 1x Grunt (Rifle) 1x Grunt (Heavy Flamethrower) 1x Grunt (Marksmanship Lx) (Sniper Rifle) Sua sponte (Of their own accord). Historical US Army Rangers motto, adopted as a regimental motto by the USAriadna Grunts to signify the voluntary character of their unit. Veteran sergeants tell a little tale of the peculiar way the first ever Grunt unit was gathered. As the story goes, the colonist Old Man Ross, a former Ranger commander, was
- 1x Grunt (HMG)
- 1x Grunt (Rifle)
- 1x Grunt (Heavy Flamethrower)
- 1x Grunt (Marksmanship Lx) (Sniper Rifle)
“Sua sponte” (Of their own accord). Historical US Army Rangers motto, adopted as a regimental motto by the USAriadna Grunts to signify the voluntary character of their unit.
Veteran sergeants tell a little tale of the peculiar way the first ever Grunt unit was gathered. As the story goes, the colonist Old Man Ross, a former Ranger commander, was worried about the increasingly bold Antipode incursions into his neighboring farms in Franklin County. His old soldier nose told him the attacks would soon become unmanageable, so he resolved to take matters into his own hands. With unwavering determination, he went into The Blockhouse, the busiest bar in the county, and with vague promises of violent action and specific promises of beer, he managed to recruit a bunch of dauntless young men. Old Man Ross turned out to be quite the charlatan, making up all kinds of sordid details as he went along, and getting more and more inventive as the bottles went dry. The atmosphere got more and more heated, and when he made veiled references to how thankful the county women would be to the defenders of their virtue against those vicious Antipodes, the crowd of young men exploded in cheers and stormed out of the bar in search of the evil alien raiders.
That first mission was a resounding success, and Old Man Ross was able to ride the momentum of victory to create a local defense group which he then proceeded to professionalize the hard way, shoving the military code of the old American Army and the harsh training program of the Rangers (along with their spirit and motto) down his recruit’s throats. When he deemed his men were a genuine military force tested in battle against the Antipodes, he sent instructors to neighboring counties in a move that planted the seed of the modern USAriadnan infantry.
But, despite their Ranger creed and unlike their old American counterparts, these soldiers would not make up a light infantry corps. As a consequence of the idiosyncrasies of the USAriadnan people, the Grunts needed to become a heavier line unit. Old Man Ross knew his compatriots well, and he knew that every USAriadnan settler owns at least two firearms that he keeps loaded and ready to fire. His Grunts needed to become a tougher force to combat whatever the settlers were unable to fight off themselves. And thus the new USAriadna Rangers evolved into a Medium Infantry formation that soon established stations all across the land as the foremost USAriadnan line infantry corps.
Admittedly, we don’t know how much truth there is to this apocryphal story. What we do know is that Franklin County is currently home to the headquarters of the original 1st Line Ranger Regiment, also known as Grunts. If you happen to pass by you’ll see it is everything you’d expect from a USAriadnan settlement: a nice, quiet place, but also the worst place to find yourself in a bar brawl—you’ll always find someone capable of beating the stuffing out of you, and plenty of folks more than willing.
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Small balls for all of my dogs
I have 5 dogs of various sizes, and I have found that they all love the smallest tennis balls. The biggest won't touch a 3" tennis ball. I also have 2" balls, but everyone's favorite is the 1.5" ball. Now I have 40 of them to last a while!. This package comes with more colors than I've ever had, and they're all very visible. The purple is the least visible, but you can still see it in the grass. We have a large field and constantly throw the balls out. The dogs get plenty of exercise running and jumping after them. The dogs love the squeakers. The big dog (only 35 lb) can put the whole ball in her mouth, but she is not the type to try to swallow it, so I'm not worried. (I know there are some dogs out there who would swallow anything.) She just wants to bite down on it and hear it squeak. It's so much fun watching my dogs and their squeaky balls. The set came with a mesh bag for storage, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dog is pleased!
Size: 10 Pacck, Color: Multicolor
My 7 lb cavapoo loves these!! They are the perfect size and a good deal.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
balls for puppy
Size: 10 Pacck, Color: Multicolor
great value, exactly what I was looking for, my puppy loves them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Works but fibers are an issue
Size: 10 Pacck, Color: Multicolor
These were great for my small Yorkie puppy. She had to is bite issue and we needed these tennis balls to help her stretch and correct her jaw. Squeaker works well. The chewing helped but it wasn’t necessarily “chew resistant”. the little fibers from the ball will start to come off and dog will hack a bit. For that reason, I am unsure of the safety of it long term. Must be supervised always. Will try a def brand next time but this helped our lady w her jaw pain/issue.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So much fun!
Size: 10 Pacck, Color: Yellow
Dog LOVES these balls!!! Perfect size for Havanese. Both of us are happy.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026