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Mr. Moustachio's 5 Meatiest Pork Chops of All TimeMr. Moustachio was well known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts. Like
Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts.Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of five sets of sideburns. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Mutton Chops, Chin Strap, Point Proven, The Larry and Hunka Hunka Burning Burns.
Unlike our competitors, these meaty pork chops offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the sideburns off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.
Depending on the style, each sideburn measures approximately 2-5 inches long. Easily applied and removed, these pork chops are a fun and unique way to instantly change your appearance and attract attention.
Our sideburns make the perfect accessory for any costume party or theater group. They are ideal for goody bags, stocking stuffers and giveaways. They can also be used as props for crazy photo sessions, or as a fun activity at a child's birthday party.
No matter which set of chops you choose, you are sure to be the center of attention!
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★★★★★ 5
Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
Format: Kindle
Omegas are precious and given to Alphas & their packs... but the Betas want in too. To this end, the Beta government is rolling out its trial of assigning a Beta to each Alpha-Omega pack. But forcing a Beta into a pack where they are not wanted will not end well... Of course, no one expected the Omega to fall for the assigned Beta. Great read and cliffhanger
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2025
★★★★★ 3
A familiar story, just with…..less.
Format: Kindle
So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters.
That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception.
SPOILER:
The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured.
I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Great book
Format: Kindle
I absolutely feel in love with all 4 characters!!! The bedroom scenes were 🌋🌡🔥🔥🔥. I couldn't put this book down!!! I'm hooked for the whole series Book 2 here I come!!!!! Its a fun easy book and story to read!!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2024
★★★★★ 4
Fun with a late blooming omega
Format: Kindle
I like this book. The story is fun, cute, and sexy. There's just a little drama, some excellent, steamy scenes, and a fairly good relationship building storyline. I especially like how all the main characters are a bit older than the usual 20 somethings I tend to see in this kind of book.
Having said that, I wish there were more descriptions of the places, as well as the food in the fancy restaurant. I enjoyed the cocktails at the club, so I missed that kind of detail when Gray took Madison on a dinner date. I also wish there had been more interaction between Lucas and Madison, and Lucas and Rian. It felt a bit lopsided, with a focus on Rian, Madison, and Gray.
I wish it had been proofread - there are a lot of typos, but nothing too distracting.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2022
★★★★★ 3
Madison Deserved Better
Format: Kindle
Madison was a beta...except she wasn't any longer. She was a late presenting Omega. And she was struggling. She was tall and thin, not tiny and curvy. She was opinionated. She was everything an Omega was not. After suffering through her first heat, her friends took her to Ardor, a club where Omegas came to safely find Alphas. She's not expecting much but then she connects with a sexy beta. And when she meets his Alphas, they set her body on fire. Maybe, she's found her no-strings-attached heat pack. Maybe, she's found something more.
I could not connect with the characters in this book, so their story never resonated with me. And there was no love story; there was sex. Grey made it clear from the beginning that he had a true love and it was his beta boy, Rian. He went so far as to reassure Rian “Say the word, I’ll never touch her again. Lucas can put the babies in her. I only need you, beta boy”. So, Madison was there for babies, no emotions needed. Nice. No, thank you. I want the Omega to be the center of their world, not an incubator. Lucas and Rian weren't any better. After her heat, they let her leave. Not one of them made her feel valued. No one gave her a reason to stay or even offered a cuddle. And the sex didn't even come across as mind-blowing. Madison deserved better.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2025
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