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Pearlescent Mofo Flower

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Pearlescent Mofo FlowerMy sister once told me that only serial killers and divorc?? es hang fake flowers on their bathroom walls. But there it was, this behemoth of an artificial ranunculus, a sprawling constellation of pearl white petals that dominated the wall like some kind of floral supernova. Each petal and there must have been hundreds curved and layered with the precision of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, if O'Keeffe had worked in synthetic materials and bathroom d??

My sister once told me that only serial killers and divorc??es hang fake flowers on their bathroom walls. But there it was, this behemoth of an artificial ranunculus, a sprawling constellation of pearl-white petals that dominated the wall like some kind of floral supernova. Each petal - and there must have been hundreds - curved and layered with the precision of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, if O'Keeffe had worked in synthetic materials and bathroom d??cor. The thing about a flower this size is that it becomes less of a decoration and more of a personal statement. It's unapologetically massive, with a presence that seems to say, "Yes, I'm fake, and yes, I'm fabulous." Its countless petals catch the light from my unflattering overhead bulb and scatter it around the room like some disco ball's elegant cousin. The keyhole mount on the back seems almost comically small for something so grand, like using a pushpin to hang a chandelier. Sometimes, when I'm brushing my teeth, I catch myself staring at its endless layers of petals, watching how they spiral outward in a mathematical dance that nature herself might envy. And I think that maybe serial killers and divorc??es are onto something after all. At least they have the courage to go big in their bathroom d??cor choices, to let a single, enormous fake flower transform an ordinary bathroom into something approaching art.

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L.S.
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Good watch that can take a beating
Color: Black/Gray
I have owned a Timex IronMan watch for almost 2 decades now and this will only be the 4th one I’ve bought. I wear it every day, and I rarely take it off except when I shower, but that is just because I want to wash my wrist. Between my time in the military, working on cars, swimming, and wildland firefighting I have never had one break on me. I’ve never even had a battery actually die. Every time I’ve replaced a watch is because the backlight eventually got so faint I couldn’t read the time in the dark. I have had the pin that holds the clasp on come off once, but that was when I had my hand jammed down in an engine trying to remove a part and the watch got caught because I didn’t take it off first. The only thing I am not crazy about is the size of this watch. Being a creature of habit, I normally get the smaller Ironman, but I thought I’d try something different and I guess it will just take some getting used to. Overall I am very pleased with this watch.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2022
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Peggy O.
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Good watch
Color: Black/Gray
I've had other Timex watches like this one and they have always been reliable and easy to use. I want a watch that has a large face and can be seen when I'm exercising or in low light. I use the timer feature often and it is great. I'm very pleased with this watch. I know it's a men's watch but I'd love to see more Timex watches for women with large faces, similar features and bolder colors.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2024
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Linda
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice
Color: Black/Gray
I am a female but like the big face, easy to read. Light weight, very comfortable. Timex has always put out a great product.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2024
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J HOMER
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
A great watch
Color: Black/Gray
It's a Timex! Inexpensive, accurate and rugged. I use it as a watch. I play golf and did not want a watch with a stem on the right side. This is the third Ironman I have owned and so far all the batteries have outlasted the straps. The strap on this one appears to be a bit more rugged than the last one so hopefully it will last at least 5 years. Seven dollars per year is a pretty good deal for this accurate and rugged watch.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2013
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Joan Wessling
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Not as large as they look on line.
Color: Black/Gray
Good quality
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Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2025

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