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Eat Shit Unicorn scummy/Rainbow Pastease – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryEat Shit Unicorn: Scummy Bear Rainbow Cloud Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand made in the USA of soft form fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel and stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex free, medical grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Dimensions: 3. 3 inches x 2. 8 inches Coverage: 2. 5
Eat Shit Unicorn: Scummy Bear® Rainbow Cloud Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Dimensions: 3.3 inches x 2.8 inches / Coverage: 2.5 inches
Pastease® are the Fun maker that brings out your inner Tease!
All Pastease® products are hand-made, so the finished product you receive may vary slightly from the posted image. Go get your Sexy Fun Freedom On! X?X? Pastease®!
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★★★★★ 5
Fits well and comfortable!
Size: Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe, Size: Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
This shirt fits my husband very well, it is true to size. It is soft and stretchy enough to be comfortable. I bought this as part of a costume but my husband wears it around the house now because it's so comfy.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025
★★★★★ 1
You get what you pay for
Size: XX-Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
Like most of the other reviews here, the shirt runs too small and too short. Material was also incredibly uncomfortable. It also wasn't the color I was hoping it would be, but that's on me for not reading the fine print (eggshell white was very much not white)
If you're looking at this for a certain costume/cosplay idea, it's probably not what you're looking for.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Solid fit
Size: X-Large, Color: Eggshell White Black Mariner Stripe
Easy fit, comfortable material. Dont expect it to last forever but at the price its solid for the purpose of a halloween costume.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Runs small
Size: X-Large, Color: Navy
Runs small and is short. Nice dark navy color. I ordered a size up and it is still small.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great tee
Size: X-Large, Color: Medium Grey Heather
It’s a nice cotton material…not thin, just perfect. After washing, it also kept its shape.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026