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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' Reader review Tropes: Fake relationship! Marriage of convenience Coffee shop setting Spice Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune. One slight catch: she's single. She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD

'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

Tropes:

  • Fake relationship! 💑
  • Marriage of convenience 💍
  • Coffee shop setting ☕
  • Spice ✨

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she's single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It's a foolproof plan - well, unless Victor discovers she's a vampire...

But the road to the altar won't be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora's little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of 'till death do us part' be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!

'Completely addictive!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Had me kicking my feet and screaming'

'Genuinely funny' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'SO fun'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I already want to reread it.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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★★★★★ 3
Came damaged
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Im still reading it and its not bad so far but im disappointed that it came in the mail so damaged. The cover is peeling off and its making holding the book hard because i dont want to rip the whole cover off.
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Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
A must read for public executives
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Concise, focused, and full of real-world point and counterpoints, I found this to be more of an essential piece of oratory combat equipment than a book. As a non-lawyer working in public service, this book provides excellent points on interpretation, form versus substance, and the importance of observation and evidence – all skills needed to protect the public interest. As someone who monitors contracts in the public sector, many of my peers could benefit from this book and better design contracts to the advantage of their public entity. Incidentally, I was also involved in a heated discussion about data interpretation the same week I was reading this book, and was able to calmly defend and dominate the discussion until my opponent acquiesced. More important than dominating your opponent is the theme throughout this book that one’s argument must be genuine, and the logic tight. Additionally, as Prof. Trachtman reminds readers that these skills, like a weapon, should only be used for good. A great read!
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Lisa S
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
What our kids need to hear
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This book says exactly what our kids need to hear in these confusing times. There are so many things that our children hear and see these days that it can be overwhelming and confusing. This book and the sweet illustrations make teaching our kids how lucky we are to live in the US so very easy and important. This is something we need to make sure our children appreciate and they will grow up proud to protect our freedoms afforded to us by so many. Love this book!
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★★★★★ 5
Simply Wonderful
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I Love America is a wonderful book to help children (along with the rest of us!) recognize and appreciate the blessings bestowed upon us by God, including our freedoms in all their forms, our remarkable veterans, and those that work so hard to make our nation what it is. The fun rhyming and adorable illustrations kept our boys glued to it the whole time. Highly, highly recommended.
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The Greatest
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As a teacher and administrator in the public schools for 50 years, I can honestly say Little Liberty and his Mama tell the story of freedom that will make the connections for our greatest treasure, our children. The love and confidence of Little Liberty and his Mama exemplifies our core American values.....a must read for our children and grandchildren.
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