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Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Keychain

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Creature Cocks Cockness Monster KeychainThis green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out

This green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

At twilight, the sun hits the water just right. You're boating out on the water and know you should return, but the way the water glitters as the sun sets is too beautiful and you've stayed out later than you should. You know these waters, there aren't supposed to be mysteries or surprises but a strange fog has rolled in and the mists hang heavy and low over the water's surface. You see a ripple in the water and the hair on the back of your neck stands up. Something bumps the bottom of your boat and rocks it so you nearly fall over. Panicked, you grab the oars and begin to paddle back to shore. It's too late! Another bump and you've fallen into the water! As you gasp for breath, your arms and legs thrashing to keep your head above water, something wraps around you! Instead of drowning you, a head lifts up out of the water and looks you right in the eye. Your heartbeat speeds up and you stop breathing, terrified. It holds you right above the water, but then the head disappears and you look around, frightened and confused, wondering where it went. Then suddenly you feel teeth ripping at your clothing and before you can stop it, you're being penetrated! You want to stop it, but every ridge and bump shocks your body with waves of pleasure!

Measurements:

Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.65 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, Metal

Color: Green

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:

  • Mini Fantasy Dong: This royal, green, dragon-like creature is none other than the mythical Lochness monster with a curved head and a scaled spine rising out of the lake!
  • Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They're fun accessories and make great gag gifts!
  • Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
  • Nickel-Free Metal and Premium Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin and silicone is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
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James
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Talk about SOFT!!!
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Definitely a premium product! Softness is a 10/10 very little shedding and the stitching is solid. Medium to heavy weighted throw blanket. Picture is exactly what u get in person. It’s very cool to the touch and again so soft and dense. I lay with it on me watching tv and it’s definitely a sensory thing, I can’t stop touching it. Best blanket I ever had. The material underneath is very soft as well and keeps you warm. I bought the matching pillow case and it’s equally just as good. In my opinion it’s worth the money if u have it to spend. I plan on getting the bigger size blanket on prime day.
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★★★★★ 5
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