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Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Crewneck SweatshirtEmbrace the Absurd: The "Human Temporarily Employed" Crewneck Sweatshirt Ever feel like you're just passing through, holding down a temporary gig in the grand scheme of things? Our exclusive "Human Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt is more than just apparel it's a badge of honor for the existentially aware, a silent nod to the shared human experience. Wear your perspective with pride and connect with others who get it. Why You'll Love This
Embrace the Absurd: The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Crewneck Sweatshirt
Ever feel like you're just passing through, holding down a temporary gig in the grand scheme of things? Our exclusive "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt is more than just apparel – it's a badge of honor for the existentially aware, a silent nod to the shared human experience. Wear your perspective with pride and connect with others who get it.
Why You'll Love This Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Exclusive Design: Featuring the unique "Worker wearing ID badge that says 'Human - Temporarily Employed' - existential dread badge design" graphic, this print is a conversation starter and a reflection of a deeper truth.
- Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing technology ensures every detail of the design, from the badge text to the subtle existential vibe, is captured with vibrant colors and crisp lines, designed to last.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, ringspun cotton blend, this crewneck offers a comfortable, relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear, introspection, or making a statement.
- Versatile Style: Ideal for casual outings, cozy nights in, or as a witty layer to your everyday look. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your favorite comfy pants.
- Lasting Durability: With fade-resistant prints and high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt is built to withstand countless washes and wears, maintaining its professional-grade appearance.
The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
This striking graphic captures the modern condition with a touch of dark humor. The ID badge, a symbol of our assigned roles, is subverted by the profound truth that we are all, ultimately, "Human - Temporarily Employed." It's a design that resonates deeply, inviting reflection and a wry smile.
Product Details
- Premium quality blend of ringspun cotton and polyester for ultimate comfort and durability
- Professional-grade printing technology for a vibrant, high-definition graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures wash after wash
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic crewneck fit, perfect for layering or standalone wear
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on the print to preserve its integrity
- Do not bleach
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt or we'll make it right!
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★★★★★ 5
Worth the money
Size: Medium (Pack of 2), Color: Assorted
I've had several sizes of Chuck-It ball launchers for years but had resisted buying the balls to go with them because I had about 50 tennis balls already that cost only pennies apiece and these were quite a bit more expensive. But, I got tired of the dogs chewing up the tennis balls. I'd start a ball throwing session with a brand new ball and for the first few throws it would sail through the air and the dogs would have to work to retrieve it. However on the way back, their jaws would work it, chomp-chomp-chomp. And when they returned to me, they'd want to stand there and chomp some more, despite my command to "Drop it!" Within 30 minutes, the brand new ball would have a hole in it and then instead of sailing several football fields through the air, then bouncing over a couple of trees, I'd throw it and it would piddle unenthusiastically to the end of the driveway before falling to the ground with a sulky thud, not even bothering to bounce.
So - I finally grew tired of going through a ball every time I play with the dogs - which is everyday - and ordered these chuck-it balls. They are the same size as a tennis ball but made of a rubber-like material (not silicone) and after several months of use, have no wear and tear on them at all. The dogs can exercise their gums on them all the way back to me - throw after throw - and the ball still flies the same distance each time, and bounces satisfyingly upon contact with the ground.
The description says "colors may vary" but the first packet I ordered were blue and orange as pictured. Unfortunately my dog lost the orange one the first time we used it. She got thirsty and ran down to our pond for a drink, dropped the ball in the pond and it hasn't been seen since. It is dense enough it doesn't float as a tennis ball might, and by now is probably so covered in mud and slime that I wouldn't recognize it if I tripped over it. Lesson learned: we don't throw the ball in the pond pasture any more.
After losing the orange ball, I ordered a second packet of the balls so that I would always have a spare. The second packet is also blue and orange. So while colors may vary, in my experience so far, they haven't (which doesn't matter to me or the dogs).
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2015
★★★★★ 5
Super Chewer Friendly!!
Size: Large (Pack of 1), Color: Multi
This ball is perfect for the super Chewer!! It is squishy and durable rubber that stands up to the aggressive chewer. It does not squeak. It has great bounce and is a great toy for fetch. Very cute to watching my pup bring the ball back for another throw. The rubber doesn't stick or have an average powering smell. It smells just like a rubber ball. It is highly functional for a great game of fetch! Highly recommend and very happy with our purchase. It is well worth the price. We will be ordering more.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Works great
Size: Small
Perfect addition to my puppies pen. Love that she doesn't try to eat the pee pads. Easy clean up. Perfect 👌
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog pee pad tray holder.
Size: Small, Size: Small
I purchased this pre pad holder because my tiny pup would shred into a million pieces the pee pads I placed on the floor.
This is a sturdy, easy to use and clean produce. You just lift up the grief top tray, add a pee pad and close... all done. If you get pads that are a bit too large, no oroblem, you can easily find them to fit into the tray.
Quick clean up are with a wet wipes. For an occasional better clean... the whole thing can be washed in a bath yup or outside with a garden hose.
Best of all, my pup seems to know exactly what to do with this tray!
I would definitive comment and buy again. Actually, I have recommended it to several people.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Does what it is supposed to do
Size: Small
Pad holder works well and my pup took to it easily.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2026
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