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Octophallus Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Octophallus Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryThis intricate dong is wearing the long, grasping arms of a small octopus. The purple and blue color stands out among other toys and the realistic shaped shaft can almost be seen behind the long ridges of cephalopod limbs. Made out of premium, phthalate free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water based lubricants for

This intricate dong is wearing the long, grasping arms of a small octopus. The purple and blue color stands out among other toys and the realistic shaped shaft can almost be seen behind the long ridges of cephalopod limbs. Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.

Measurements:

Overall length: 8.8 inches.
Insertable length: 7 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Materials: Silicone

Color: Purple, blue

Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.



Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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I want to share as much as I can about this product - only honest reviews from me. I bought this product because I had been experiencing dry and itchy scalp. This has been going on for several years. I tried many things. And I mean MANY. From increasing my water intake to several over the counter products. I simply couldn't understand what was going on to cause this embarrassing and uncomfortable experience. I'm a very clean person and as embarrassing as it is to say this, I want to be honest... my problem got to the point of developing a scalp odor. Nothing worked. Nothing. Finally, I came across this shampoo. I actually bought several different products for my scalp from Amazon the same day I bought this shampoo. I figured I can't give up! Needless to say, I can't speak for the other products because this one did the trick!! It really did!! No more itchy scalp. No more flakes and dryness. NO MORE EMBARRASSING ODOR!! You don't know how much a person can honestly appreciate this result until you yourself have lived with the humiliation of this problem. Application: I am very generous when applying this shampoo. In the shower, I place plenty in my palm, lather it in my hair for a good minute. I leave it in while I wash and scrub my body. I rinse then repeat. The second time around I only lather, gently scrubbing my scalp and immediately rinse. No waiting. Done. If you've ever felt "soft water", my personal experience has been that after rinsing the shampoo off, my hair feels so soft, as if I had run soft water through it. I will also add the only downfall is that I sometimes do feel a slight residue-like feeling on my hair after it dries. That's pretty much it. But hey, I can totally live with that as oppose to the ladder! It's probably a simple matter of figuring out the proper portion to use. Did I mention my hair is long, all the way down to my hips. Hence the generous portions. Over all, this shampoo deserves an honest 5 star rating from me. Try it! See for yourself. Hopefully your experience will be as great as mine, if not better!
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