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Pissed Jeans - Half Divorced [Spotify Green]

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Pissed Jeans - Half Divorced [Spotify Green]Loser Edition on lime "Spotify green" vinyl. Pissed Jeans has never been a band that goes halfway. They're known for their feral vocals, biting lyrics, buzz saw guitars, and unhinged live shows, and their sixth album, Half Divorced is no exception. These songs skewer the tension between youthful optimism and the sobering realities of adulthood, and when viewed through front man Matt Korvette's scowl, everything takes on a level of violent absurdity.

Loser Edition on lime "Spotify green" vinyl. Pissed Jeans has never been a band that goes halfway. They're known for their feral vocals, biting lyrics, buzz-saw guitars, and unhinged live shows, and their sixth album, Half-Divorced is no exception. These songs skewer the tension between youthful optimism and the sobering realities of adulthood, and when viewed through front-man Matt Korvette's scowl, everything takes on a level of violent absurdity. Pissed Jeans notorious acerbic sense of humor remains sharper than ever as they dismember some of the joys that contemporary adult life has to offer, from helicopter parents to stolen catalytic converters to being $62,000 in debt. In Korvette's words, "Pissed Jeans is truly like an art project for us, which is what makes it so fun." This lack of restraint rages within the songs that unexpectedly veer into classic hardcore punk territory, often coming in at under two minutes long and erupting like the butane tank explosion Korvette sings about in "Junktime."

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Tiffani Chan
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
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Size: X-Small, Color: Red
This coat delivers strong quality and clean style. The fabric feels sturdy and warm, and it holds its shape well in cold weather. The color stays bright, and the stitching looks secure. The fit is true to size, and the coat layers easily over sweaters without feeling bulky.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2025
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Jt🤎
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Coat lover
Size: Large, Color: Black
This coat is warm, stylish, and very well made. The stitching is clean and the fabric feels durable. It’s perfect for layering and works great with jeans or leggings. I love that it keeps me warm without feeling bulky. Great value for the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
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Darla H. Reed
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Size: Medium, Color: Navy
I gave this as a Christmas present and he loved it. I was worried when I ordered it that the quality might not be that good, but I worried for nothing.
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Gabriel N.H.
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 3
This is more like a long cardigan sweater, than a coat.
Size: Small, Color: #2 Blackandwhite
This is more like a long cardigan sweater, than a coat. It doesn't have much structure & the pocket placement is too high for a coat. That being said, it's very soft & comfortable. As far as sizing goes, the sleeves run a bit long, but the coat, itself, runs a bit tight. I'm 5'10'' and a small fit me, but I wouldn't be able wear anything very thick under it & I'm thin. It's light & machine washable. I almost kept it to wear as a long sweater, but it looks like a coat ,so I sent it back. If you're very thin with long arms and don't mind the pockets being a bit high, then this could be a very stylish piece for you. Otherwise, I would pass.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026
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Dev
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
i would definitely recommend. stick with your regular size or size up for a less slim fit
Size: Small, Color: Black
I usually wear a medium, I ordered a small based on reading the reviews. I am 150lbs 5’4”. this coat fits great for me personally. it’s not bulky, it’s not baggy. it is a slim fit jacket, definitely more on the slender side. when i raise my arms above my head , the sleeves do come up a bit. I would suggest sticking to your normal size or if you want a less slim fit with a tiny bit more room, sizing up wouldn’t be an issue. the coat is super soft and has some weight to it. i would recommend this jacket, it is warm and a nice piece for formal attire.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026

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