SKU: 37525243536

OINK MENT LARD BALM

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OINK MENT LARD BALMDid you know that lard (yes, pig fat!) is close in both lipid structure & pH to human sebum, making it highly compatible with our skin? And that is has an even more gently and creamy lather than tallow when used in soap? While tallow has higher levels of saturated fatty acids and Vitamin E, lard has levels of Vitamin D3, Retinol A, and Choline that also outshine those of tallow by an average of 200 500%! Our Oink Ment Lard Balm is gentle enough for

Did you know that lard (yes, pig fat!) is close in both lipid structure & pH to human sebum, making it highly compatible with our skin? And that is has an even more gently and creamy lather than tallow when used in soap? While tallow has higher levels of saturated fatty acids and Vitamin E, lard has levels of Vitamin D3, Retinol-A, and Choline that also outshine those of tallow by an average of 200-500%! Our Oink Ment Lard Balm is gentle enough for the face, yet effective enough for the even the roughest & toughest hands & feet! Purslane, aka little hogweed, contains polysaccharides (natural humectants) that help keep skin hydrated. Purslane is also known for its antioxidant & anti-inflammatory properties. The cool and tingly blend of Tea Tree, Coriander, Lime, and Wintergreen essential oils makes this a great wake up and refreshing moisturizer, especially fresh out of the shower! 

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Judy P.
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
My dog is a very aggressive chewer.
Color: Blue
My dog is an aggressive chewer and this lasted about 3 weeks before he started to get into the plastic and I had to throw away. It lasted longer than other chew toys so it was good. However the tail makes it easier for him to chew off into pieces. He gets nervous and needs to chew on something. I find the hard cheese sticks a better option for his nervousness.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Blackbird
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent
Color: Tan
The only problem I have is that it comes apart a little too easily. My cat is the most finicky thing in the world, but she loves this as much as she can. She's not really one for toys. This, a scratch post, and a cardboard scratcher are her only toys she favors. I almost died of shock when she used this the first time😅
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Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024
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lucycmorr
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Tighten the compression nut
Color: Tan, Color: Tan
My cat loved this groomer right out of the box! She was so aggressive, though, that the brush kept coming out of the base. When my husband got home from work, I asked if he could put some kind of glue in it. Two minutes later, he had it fixed. He says this is a compression nut that you tighten with your fingers (a wrench would probably break it) on to the metal ends of the brush. The look on his face said what he didn't dare say out loud. In my defense, there were no instructions included.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2022
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Bonnie L. OBrien
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Cat likes it
Color: Tan
My cat doesn't use it a lot but when she does she seems to like it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
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Janet
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 3
Product seems fine. My cats won't use.
Color: Tan
My cats won't use this or go anywhere near it. I am considering taking the brush part off the base and trying to attach it to some furniture they constantly rub against. The arch has to be assembled, which was super easy. The brush is sturdy and the base holds it well. I am keeping it in hopes of finding some way to teach my cats how great it could feel. The 3 stars rating is strictly because my cats won't use the product, so that lowers it's value for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2022

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